Vacuum Massage

Have you ever ordered the wrong thing accidentally on-line?

I ordered a Servant a couple of months ago, to help with cleaning and massaging and such like, imagine my disappointment when I opened the door to discover that I had ordered a Savant by mistake.

She does nothing around the house in the way of vacuuming but can tell me pi to 22465 decimal places, I can’t help but thinking that this is not as useful as it sounds!

Damn fine print, I can’t even get a refund as I have taken here out of the packaging…

Have you any similar stories of such woe?

Yeah…..I thought I ordered a 26 year old Russian bride. It turns out I ordered a 62 year old Russian bride. It worked out OK though. She is a strong woman who can cut a lot of firewood and she plows the field by hand.

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Genuine Kirby Ultimate G, Diamond Ed. Massage Cup


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Alsons Delta Seven-Spray Hand Shower

Delta Faucet 75580 In2ition 2-in-1 Handshower and Showerhead System


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